Versin'

Tonight, my sister g-chatted me with a playful challenge that she had been assigned for her class: pair a grossly romantic line with an extremely unromantic line. Given that I have accrued several thousand dollars of debt to study Creative Writing in Undergrad, I was pretty excited about this challenge. Here is what I came up with, and, of course, I felt the need to address them to and from celebrities, primarily tiger woods- ( if you can think of more, feel free to post comments):

"oh, my dear, my body to yours i would sucher;

except for the times i was sleeping with the producer "

-girl who got kicked off the bachelor to the bachelor

"your soul and mine like flint did clink,

until i f***ed hookers on our kitchen sink."

- tiger to elin

"alas, the sun rises and sets in thou eyes,

and still beyond them, i can't stop checkin otha chicks' thighs."

-tiger to elin, after a few shots

"roses are red, violets are blue

sugar is sweet and so are you-

but not as sweet as the settlement

I shall get when, thou ass, I sue!"

-elin to tiger

Ok so these are only a few, but... there will be more to come!

xoxo,

MAG