Monday, January 5, 2009

And another...Just for Fun... ooooohhhhhhh college

A Few Epigrams for Oscar Wilde 
(January 2007: modeled after Oscar Wilde's stunning one-liners and are by no means biographical.)

yielding to temptations
gets you no where
but, damn, it's fun

One time when I yielded,
a stranger bit off my earring--
I did not feel like
Sylvia Plath.

Instant gratification is
a terrible thing, especially
when pursued after
3 or more vodka tonics

That stranger becomes
a trope and, if you are
lucky, you might get
to keep your earrings

You will never get to keep
your dignity; don't worry
it's overrated, anyway

A good reputation is
boring

I hope it's true that only
dull people are brilliant
at breakfast

In that case, 
geniuses are brilliant
at the back bar
around 2 a.m.

They think so, anyway,
and then lose their debit cards

If you buy me another
I might dance with you


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