Biebs in love: is it a match?

My criticism and fascination with Justin Bieber began sometime in the early fall of 2009. He had just hit the scene and I had just discovered that it was actually a male singing "Baby, baby, baby ooohh". From that day, his popularity has soared to a sick sort of cult following. Biebs even had one 3 year old girl crying her eyes out for him. Lucky for her, he met her in real life and gave her a kiss on the cheek. I wonder if he would do that for me if I taped myself crying for him. Then again, he cannot pick me up and i'm pretty sure I'd face legal charges.

Well, I am writing again for the sake of dear little Justin Biebs because it seems he has found a chick: Selena Gomez. Because girls develop faster than boys, He looks like he's 7 and she looks like she's 20. In all reality, she is 18 and he is 16. Normally, if they were both legal adults, this would not be so notable. But technically she is dating a minor who looks like he's 7. Therefore, she is at risk for statutory rape. Take a look at the photo below:

Gomez could easily be Biebs' babysitter. But more importantly, I thought it was trendier for 18 year old starlets to become entangled with 30 something bad boys like, oh say, Wilmer Valderama. I actually think Selena and Wilmer would make a great couple:
Pretty cute, huh? I mean, here are Wilmer's perks: despite association with Lindsey Lohan and a bevy of subsequent drugs and alcohol, Wilmer has had a driver's license for more than 2 months, has graduated high school, can attend R rated movies, and can buy cigarettes and lotto tickets with Selena for sport. He can also buy her liquor.

My vote is Wilmer and Selena.